Thoughts on Olympic gymnastics.
1. Over the course of all these many years, why has no one designed an outfit that does not go up the rear?
2. One chick has a large forehead and a long nose. Wearing your hair poofed up on top only makes it all look that much larger.
3. Oh yah, the chick in #2 never smiles. I get you are nervous and all, but geez, look a little happy to be there.
4. Doesn't it hurt to land on the side of your ankles?
5. It freaks me out to watch the balance beam. I took gymnastics for a while and hated the beam part. Of course I have no balance so maybe that's why I didn't do so well. I can't imagine being there and going all those flips on something barely as wide as your foot.
6. I get that they are around the World from me and all, but does the stuff I want to watch have to be on at midnight? I have a baby for crying out loud. He's going to wake up soon and well, cry out loud. I need to sleep when he does, but this only happens every 4 years. It's not like I can catch the re-run.
7. Another chick has one eyebrow way out of sync with the other. It's annoying when they do a close up on her.